@travisgarland I didnt realize you could look so gentle whilst grasping a ball. It must be the hair...

Why thank u Netflix patron for being so concerned about the potential mental issues of children watching this film

For some reason I pictured the La Brea tar pits to be far more whimsical and majestic than this #ShatteredDreams

It was like partially rainbowing today for like 5mins barely vivid #NotVeryIntense

Why is Ted danson in the book of Mormon? #WostSisterEver

Apparently a family of raccoons decided to lay upon and nest in my sisters head lastnight #WostSisterEver

Cabana at Tao beach alllll daaayyyyy! #VegasMayhem

Up 155$ baby!!! #VegasMayhem

And we have arrived, let it begin #VegasMayhem

Me, Josh n piglet on the way to Vegas!! #VegasMayhem

Me, Josh n piglet on the way to Vegas!! #VegasMayhem

All I have to say is mother effing veggie chips!!!!!

Travis garland is the No. 1 hot topic seach on google! Yeeah @TravisGarland !!

Confused as to why this man was a suggested friend...

Oh generic Mexican woman, only you understand my insatiable taste for hot spice

Fairly sure only 2/3s of this mans shoes are occupied by feet

Either the author of this sign is an evil genius or does not have baisc understanding of the English language. Best. Sign. EVER.

Why is my aunt dressed like a bed spread? #LittleToNoSelfAwareness

I'm still confused as to why we have a giant over sized spoon on our front porch...

ONLY MY MOM drinks her herbalife shakes out of a WINE GLASS!