Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
While I guess having this be official in England is an honor, I'm confused. Am I in some kind of staring contest?
Uncomfortable but true. #dealwithit
Classic tattoo fail. Classic life fail.
Severus Snape has mad game. My Death Eaters go hard. #Dealwithit....
Lord Voldemort is trending. Don't like it? I only have one thing to say to you.....
Apparently Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL tonight. Either put a silencing charm on your tvs or grab some salvia & get ready for this....
#thataintwinning but it is hilarious....
#blackpeoplemovies is trending. This seemed appropriate. Or inappropriate. Whichever.
This will always be funny....
Slytherin #isbetterthan you since well... forever.
Apparently Bieber & Ron Weasley share a birthday. This oddly makes sense to me. #HappyBirthdayRon. Remember when you turned 17, drank love potion & then almost died? Good times.
I guess we know what he #isturnedonby. Gross.
700,000. Something is coming at 777,777. Are you prepared? After all, 7 is the most powerfully magical number...
#neverwilli be able to look at him the same way again....
#itsscientificallyproven that I'm a unicorn....
#myflaw? I'm easily influenced by popular song lyrics....
LIES!!! I was misquoted! Damn liberal media! #Notsexy.
That's it, make it look like a joke. That's it, now... STRIKE!
What the hell!?!? How did people find out about my illegitimate child with McGonagall?
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