It's Snape's Birthday...

#weallhavethatonefollower who is kind of a whiny downer.

My response to the information there will be a Justin Bieber-centric episode of Glee....

I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. I said 'snakes'...

Really people? This is who you're choosing to trend?

I'm eating Death for my birthday... literally.

What's the secret to my success? It's simple really...

#youlookgoodbut not as good as me...

That awkward moment when this happens...

WTF?

Was there ever any doubt?

You were wrong.

This is surprisingly accurate.

Sometimes you have to take a break from hating everyone & remember It's fun to laugh at stupid people!

#Dearex #Ihavenorespect for you so....

#Truth.

I crack myself up. Classic.

Dear Bieber, Draco Malfoy wants his hair back....

#somethingaintright here....

#frequentlyaskedquestions "What happened to your nose"? Answer: