I've decided after careful consideration to start endorsing products....

I suppose I should be flattered. Instead, I think someone has wayyyy too much time on their hands.

Seriously? #keepyourpantson

She couldn't handle it.

I'm on it....

Fear not Sue Sylvester, we've got our game faces on.

So not #fetch.

Really people? This is your hero?

The shocking reason why 'Weasley' is trending lies in this picture....

Instead of hunting for bargains on Black Friday I went hunting for Potter. Damn all these decoys people have out!

#win

Um, this never happened...

#Truth

This might happen in #deathlyhallows. Or not. What am I, your encyclopedia? Go see the movie.

If you're not planning on seeing #deathlyhallows opening weekend be warned...

Really? Reallllly? #slapyourself

Let this be a lesson to you all.

#thingsthatgrindmygears Having to adapt marketing techniques to gain a younger following...

What the HELL is this????

You have been warned...