I must say, I do look dashing....

Hannah Montana Forever is trending. The only way that could happen is this....

#tweetyour16yearoldself In the future DO NOT
'kill the spare' or else this will happen.

EW magazine is right. This disgusts me. Aren't covers supposed to be sexy? We all know evil & power bring the sex appeal... #poorchoice

#ishouldhaveknown

The shocking truth is finally revealed....

I support the #rallyforsanity & conflicting views coming together to tell people to stop sucking. Dumbledore & I tried this & it didn't pan out. This is the next best thing.

Not to be outdone by the ladies, this guy got into the "what the hell were you thinking" tattoo process. No. Just no.

#whyyougotatattooof a lightning bolt scar? Bitch, you are not Harry Potter.

#whyougotatattooof shame. That was the point of this woman's tattoo, right?

Yup, I decided to #speaknow. If you only knew what was being said....

I decided to heed the #speaknow trend and say something I've wanted to say for a long time...

Finding Nemo can stop trending now. I found him.

#thatwouldbeawesome for those days when you don't feel like having to go out to wreak havoc.

Of all the #unheardcelebbooks this is probably the most shocking....

If we could start using this as a new form of punishment/torture #thatwouldbeawesome.

#Glee is on tonight so I've been working on my moves. Sue might replace Bellatrix as my favorite Death Eater.

This is clearly altered. I have red eyes. Damn you photoshop! Regardless, several things are clear: the bitch is back & #theendisnear.

#twothingsthatdontmix Lord Voldemort & nose jokes

#namesomethingawful: Rumors. I'm just going to clear the air; we did not make-out. Paparazzi clearly doctored this photo.