I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...

#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.

#aintnothingsexyabout stupid people.

#ifbiebermetgaga she'd probably try & turn him into a horcrux. Too late Gaga, you'll have to settle for this....

Based on this picture it's clear that shame #canbefoundatwalmart.

#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing.... WTF?

Why buy "JLS condoms" when you could have these?

This seemed appropriate for my 1000th tweet. #Whotoldyou Harry was the star? We all know who it really is. #dontarguejustacceptit

#iftwitterdidntexist I couldn't post the awkwardness that is this picture.

She is #unlikeothergirls....

Occasionally I take time to answer someone's #followerquestion. Ask a stupid question, get a brutally honest reply.

Let this be a #lessonlearned.

#ifIhadapennyforeverytime this person had a life... I wouldn't have any pennies. http://twitpic.com/2b4vqx

This is #becauseofGaga and also because of poor security standards. Mainly it's because I'm awesome.

She's like that #becauseofgaga

#truefriend Failure.

#youknowwhatsannoying this. It's both annoying and sad. Pathetic sad.

When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.

Both a great question and a prime example of #conversationkillers

I know #whatnottodoontwitter & do the opposite. This is my 777th tweet of that nature. I felt this was the most fitting way to celebrate...