Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...
#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.
#aintnothingsexyabout stupid people.
#ifbiebermetgaga she'd probably try & turn him into a horcrux. Too late Gaga, you'll have to settle for this....
Based on this picture it's clear that shame #canbefoundatwalmart.
#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing.... WTF?
Why buy "JLS condoms" when you could have these?
This seemed appropriate for my 1000th tweet. #Whotoldyou Harry was the star? We all know who it really is. #dontarguejustacceptit
#iftwitterdidntexist I couldn't post the awkwardness that is this picture.
She is #unlikeothergirls....
Occasionally I take time to answer someone's #followerquestion. Ask a stupid question, get a brutally honest reply.
Let this be a #lessonlearned.
#ifIhadapennyforeverytime this person had a life... I wouldn't have any pennies. http://twitpic.com/2b4vqx
This is #becauseofGaga and also because of poor security standards. Mainly it's because I'm awesome.
She's like that #becauseofgaga
#youknowwhatsannoying this. It's both annoying and sad. Pathetic sad.
When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.
Both a great question and a prime example of #conversationkillers
I know #whatnottodoontwitter & do the opposite. This is my 777th tweet of that nature. I felt this was the most fitting way to celebrate...
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