The Dark Lord


Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...

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#tweetyour16yearoldself In the future DO NOT
'kill the spare' or else this will happen.

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EW magazine is right. This disgusts me. Aren't covers supposed to be sexy? We all know evil & power bring the sex appeal... #poorchoice

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The shocking truth is finally revealed....

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I support the #rallyforsanity & conflicting views coming together to tell people to stop sucking. Dumbledore & I tried this & it didn't pan out. This is the next best thing.

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Not to be outdone by the ladies, this guy got into the "what the hell were you thinking" tattoo process. No. Just no.

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#whyyougotatattooof a lightning bolt scar? Bitch, you are not Harry Potter.

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#whyougotatattooof shame. That was the point of this woman's tattoo, right?

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Yup, I decided to #speaknow. If you only knew what was being said....

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I decided to heed the #speaknow trend and say something I've wanted to say for a long time...

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Finding Nemo can stop trending now. I found him.

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#thatwouldbeawesome for those days when you don't feel like having to go out to wreak havoc.

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Of all the #unheardcelebbooks this is probably the most shocking....

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If we could start using this as a new form of punishment/torture #thatwouldbeawesome.

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#Glee is on tonight so I've been working on my moves. Sue might replace Bellatrix as my favorite Death Eater.

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This is clearly altered. I have red eyes. Damn you photoshop! Regardless, several things are clear: the bitch is back & #theendisnear.

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#twothingsthatdontmix Lord Voldemort & nose jokes

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#namesomethingawful: Rumors. I'm just going to clear the air; we did not make-out. Paparazzi clearly doctored this photo.

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I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...

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#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.

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