Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
Not to be outdone by the ladies, this guy got into the "what the hell were you thinking" tattoo process. No. Just no.
#whyyougotatattooof a lightning bolt scar? Bitch, you are not Harry Potter.
#whyougotatattooof shame. That was the point of this woman's tattoo, right?
Yup, I decided to #speaknow. If you only knew what was being said....
I decided to heed the #speaknow trend and say something I've wanted to say for a long time...
Finding Nemo can stop trending now. I found him.
#thatwouldbeawesome for those days when you don't feel like having to go out to wreak havoc.
Of all the #unheardcelebbooks this is probably the most shocking....
If we could start using this as a new form of punishment/torture #thatwouldbeawesome.
#Glee is on tonight so I've been working on my moves. Sue might replace Bellatrix as my favorite Death Eater.
This is clearly altered. I have red eyes. Damn you photoshop! Regardless, several things are clear: the bitch is back & #theendisnear.
#twothingsthatdontmix Lord Voldemort & nose jokes
#namesomethingawful: Rumors. I'm just going to clear the air; we did not make-out. Paparazzi clearly doctored this photo.
I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...
#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.
#aintnothingsexyabout stupid people.
#ifbiebermetgaga she'd probably try & turn him into a horcrux. Too late Gaga, you'll have to settle for this....
Based on this picture it's clear that shame #canbefoundatwalmart.
#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing.... WTF?
Why buy "JLS condoms" when you could have these?
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