The Dark Lord

@Lord_Voldemort7

Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...

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Of all the #unheardcelebbooks this is probably the most shocking....

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If we could start using this as a new form of punishment/torture #thatwouldbeawesome.

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#Glee is on tonight so I've been working on my moves. Sue might replace Bellatrix as my favorite Death Eater.

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This is clearly altered. I have red eyes. Damn you photoshop! Regardless, several things are clear: the bitch is back & #theendisnear.

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#twothingsthatdontmix Lord Voldemort & nose jokes

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#namesomethingawful: Rumors. I'm just going to clear the air; we did not make-out. Paparazzi clearly doctored this photo.

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I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...

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#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.

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#aintnothingsexyabout stupid people.

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#ifbiebermetgaga she'd probably try & turn him into a horcrux. Too late Gaga, you'll have to settle for this....

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Based on this picture it's clear that shame #canbefoundatwalmart.

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#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing.... WTF?

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Why buy "JLS condoms" when you could have these?

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This seemed appropriate for my 1000th tweet. #Whotoldyou Harry was the star? We all know who it really is. #dontarguejustacceptit

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#iftwitterdidntexist I couldn't post the awkwardness that is this picture.

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She is #unlikeothergirls....

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Occasionally I take time to answer someone's #followerquestion. Ask a stupid question, get a brutally honest reply.

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Let this be a #lessonlearned.

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#ifIhadapennyforeverytime this person had a life... I wouldn't have any pennies. http://twitpic.com/2b4vqx

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This is #becauseofGaga and also because of poor security standards. Mainly it's because I'm awesome.

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