Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
#whyyougotatattooof a lightning bolt scar? Bitch, you are not Harry Potter.
#whyougotatattooof shame. That was the point of this woman's tattoo, right?
Yup, I decided to #speaknow. If you only knew what was being said....
I decided to heed the #speaknow trend and say something I've wanted to say for a long time...
Finding Nemo can stop trending now. I found him.
#thatwouldbeawesome for those days when you don't feel like having to go out to wreak havoc.
Of all the #unheardcelebbooks this is probably the most shocking....
If we could start using this as a new form of punishment/torture #thatwouldbeawesome.
#Glee is on tonight so I've been working on my moves. Sue might replace Bellatrix as my favorite Death Eater.
This is clearly altered. I have red eyes. Damn you photoshop! Regardless, several things are clear: the bitch is back & #theendisnear.
#twothingsthatdontmix Lord Voldemort & nose jokes
#namesomethingawful: Rumors. I'm just going to clear the air; we did not make-out. Paparazzi clearly doctored this photo.
I might do this #becauseimagansta. I mean, I already did it once. Maybe this time he'll come back as a fairy. Wait...
#ihaveafriend. We get along like most friends, aka we secretly hate each other & complain about everything the other person does.
#aintnothingsexyabout stupid people.
#ifbiebermetgaga she'd probably try & turn him into a horcrux. Too late Gaga, you'll have to settle for this....
Based on this picture it's clear that shame #canbefoundatwalmart.
#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing.... WTF?
Why buy "JLS condoms" when you could have these?
This seemed appropriate for my 1000th tweet. #Whotoldyou Harry was the star? We all know who it really is. #dontarguejustacceptit
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