The Dark Lord

@Lord_Voldemort7

Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...

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This seemed appropriate for my 1000th tweet. #Whotoldyou Harry was the star? We all know who it really is. #dontarguejustacceptit

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#iftwitterdidntexist I couldn't post the awkwardness that is this picture.

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She is #unlikeothergirls....

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Occasionally I take time to answer someone's #followerquestion. Ask a stupid question, get a brutally honest reply.

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Let this be a #lessonlearned.

  • 2065 days ago via site
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#ifIhadapennyforeverytime this person had a life... I wouldn't have any pennies. http://twitpic.com/2b4vqx

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This is #becauseofGaga and also because of poor security standards. Mainly it's because I'm awesome.

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She's like that #becauseofgaga

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#truefriend Failure.

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#youknowwhatsannoying this. It's both annoying and sad. Pathetic sad.

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When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.

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Both a great question and a prime example of #conversationkillers

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I know #whatnottodoontwitter & do the opposite. This is my 777th tweet of that nature. I felt this was the most fitting way to celebrate...

  • 2083 days ago via site
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This picture speaks for itself. #youdonthave a life.

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Sometimes #youjusthaveto dance.

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Look who is covering EW magazine. Ew is right, that's definitely the word I'd use.

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Literally death by chocolate. Awesome.

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Someone doesn't live in the #realworld. Her world is a scary, disturbing place. What. The. Hell?!?!?!?

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#wordsthatleadtotrouble

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Yeah.... that won't work.

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