This 'occupy' thing has gotten seriously out of hand. Don't get any ideas, Death Eaters...

Someone sent me this. This is why some Twilight fans are scarier than a Dark Mark. This isn't a joke. #SeekHelp...

#ThingsPeopleShouldntDo: This. Ever. EVER.

The Boy Who Lived.....

"Over my dead body" is trending...

The eyes are the window into the soul. I see horcruxes and dead people...

What is this!?! I hope everyone nose the kind of trouble this is about to bring....

Glee returns, with a shocking twist...

When Magic and Herbology lessons don't mix. Happy Halloween Everyone...

#YouKnowWhatIHateTheMost? This....

This is accurate. #TheresNoWayInHell it will ever happen for you, but it's accurate...

'Justin is our prince' is trending. Really? This is the 'prince' you choose to trend....

#iDONTSUPPORT this....

Happy Birthday Eminem. I do not 'love the way you lie'. Nobody lies to the Dark Lord, he always knows...

#AskBieber: So, did you take polyjuice potion or what....?

Happy National Dessert Day...

Happy Birthday Usher is a TT. To celebrate I decided to 'grab somebody sexy, tell them hey'. Um, I mean, Uh....

Taking advice from random strangers? #UKnowBetter...

Other people getting hurt #makesmelaugh....

#TwoThingsThatDontMix Firewhiskey and Fridays....