Received @daraobriain's Craic Dealer DVD in the post today. Squealed at the postman. Not loud but definitely squealed.

Got two kittens last night. Lily & Rose. Entirely adorable. They've spent today eating, sleeping and going mental.

Met the lovely @daraobriain after his show in Sheffield. Easily the funniest show of the year and a nice guy too.

Me with @fredmacaulay in Chesterfield last night. Great show. Very funny guy! x

@redders40ish finally lost it today and screaming 'I'm a vicar get me out of here!' ran screaming into the skip!

This is what my boss @redders40ish did to my car last night. I believe revenge is a dish best served cold.

I'm building up quite a collection of these. :-) Dara's a legend - the show gets funnier every time.

3 shows down 2 to go. For me not Mr O.

I've never voted Tory - made here http://bit.ly/9F4peF #ivenevervotedtory

My David Cameron poster - made here http://bit.ly/7b4vAk