- Someone's fucked up the Assassin's Creed 3 site:

@JoannaButler Drilled for my fingers only - £40 from eBay:

- Can you spot the odd one out in this image search for "3DS"?

@deadendthrills There's a plugin for PS that does a decent oil painting version of your renders: /cc @GKokoris

- Maybe I should have emptied my recycle bin a bit sooner:

@CVG_UK Look what I found:

- Look what else I scored! They still work, and still fit (just). #reebok #pumps #trainers

@pixelcellar A whole load of stuff - I can email you a detailed list if you want - yours for £20+shipping:

- Broken Amiga memories:

- Even better! @onm_uk issue #1!

- Look at this! @onm_uk issue #11!

- Holy crap. Look what turn up in a loft clear-out: #amiga

- My, what a lovely Kid Icarus iPhone 4S background I've made:

@lukejonesme @chrisrowe

- Yay. Promo images I do for CVG now get stolen for use on other sites! Fame at last! http://is.gd/aCQWks /cc @GameZoneOnline

- That's what I'm talking about. 20-6 on Fallen. #MW3

- What. The. Actual. Fuck?

- Now that's what I call a heatsink:

@Adam_Bhatti It could be worse, but it puts me out for a month I think. Impact only, but it's pretty ouchy.