Dodgy new follower. I looked at who he follows & BLOCKED him! I'm surrounded by assholes, tits & twats. Bit like life.

Imagine no religion

@stay_openminded The sun has an uncanny ability to turn the mundane into the magnificent!

@bowdie I have messaged a few of them (not given your email until they confirm they know you). Lots of them.

@ShelbyBelfast

@GazTheJourno My lad was spotting for me...

My little lad, acting as my spotter down the range. @snipercentral - Yup. The Lead Laser is still up to the job.

6yr old Alex is showing a keen interest in target shooting... (He didn't shoot ~ He's just looking).

Police reveal 'sonic weapon' for Olympic crowd control. This is terrifying stuff - and MUST be against human rights.

@bbwd @annabond

@stay_openminded 22 years ago. See private message. Last I ever did.

Just been attacked by a terrifying monster!

It's someone's birthday!

Reserve your place in Hell today.... Retweet at your eternal soul's expense!!!

Gay marriage = Bad.
Child abusing priest = Not so bad. Let's not punish the guy (says Pope). It's not new news.

@robsteadman He's elected... but he already had a history... So those who elected him should also be questioned.

Wow! That's some bush!
Look at this lady garden!!!



(for @DigitalDan85)

Downloaded @timminchin's Woodly Allen Jesus & turned it to audio only for the iPhone. Created cover art too.

Whenever 'Fast & the Furious ~ Tokyo Drift' is watched in the world, I'll always know...

Without fail.

I'm sure I asked for aged cheese...