MY SISTER JUST GOT A PUPPY ! ! !

That awkward moment when Sydney Morning Herald hasn't updated their page.

A photo of Peter Fitz & a colleague. I TOOK IT. The one of Peter & I is balls.

@tsarnick REAL PEOPLE.

Friend's latest FB profile pic...

My friend of a gentlemanly nature reckons shadows is all that dodgy chinese PR pic needs - so he did them!

So this is why the traffic was balls this morning. GOOD ONE DICKHEAD.

If I saw a guy on a bus dressed like this, I would victimise the shit out of him.

Exactly.

It's one of the oldest ones! @whiterrible

& finally, here's a pic of your mom.

A monarch blitterfly in the garden

Graaaaaaaacie.

Wgtn Cable car YOU CAN'T BEAT WELLINGTON ON A GOOD DAY. (that's what all the merchandise says anyway)

My darling neice Jayde down Kapiti Beach broo

For those of you following the bird story here is a pic of Squawk & Squeak!

Mark Ronson's "Record Collection" on vinyl. I want I want I want.

F*CK !

Silly @damittohell left her iPhone with me. This is now her wallpaper. Reowr.