Does this guy creep anyone else out?

More authentic design from @TouchOfModern:

Every product sold on @TouchOfModern is guaranteed authentic, with the minor exception of our website.

Every product sold on @TouchOfModern is guaranteed authentic. Unfortunately we cannot say the same for our business.

Does Hulu think I'm black?

I can't deal with how ridiculous this shit sandwich is. Stay classy, Apple.

I think Netflix has finally resorted to recommending gay porn.

.@WholeFoods gets sassy.

Trying to join ChristianMingle.com. Which one do I pick?

What happens when you start learning Illustrator.

Looks like Bamarang redesigned.

This is why I still own stock in Apple.

@bwreid lol:

It's #divanight on Facebook tonight. First up: Mom.

Ok Mom, I get it.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I am not.

Kinda scary looking. #Irene

Other evidence of life on Mars:

Obviously I chose "What if aliens attacked?"