I peed my pants

@crazymotherb it's the one and only

#beatdowncity

Game time!

I think my new neighbors are upset that I was too drunk to get out of bed at 12 and meet them earlier

I love karma

My favorite

@queenypants it looks like this !

Half time stats

Some furry monster is trying to sneak into my room

This is the hat I wore to work today

#unacceptable

Lol what a silly girl