You've been Mackened. (@eoincmacken)

Tattoo sketch number one...

I think I've decided what I'm going to buy to wear to the MLS All Star match...

These Crocs are actually quite cute...

Watching @eoincmacken and his mates piece together their recollections of last night's debauchery is comedy gold.

Arctic Monkeys, Dawes, Yuck... Seriously? WHY AM I NOT THERE!?

This is what arises when @eoincmacken attempts to arrange a lads night... (This made me laugh very loudly.)

Awesomeness, indeed.

I think I found my pair of TOMs for summer...

These two people were obviously meant for each other...

@lipmak True dat...

Frank Lampard's at the match with his dad! Cuteness!

@eoincmacken Did you really pick your nose on national telly? Such unfortunate timing.

David Beckham in Men's Health in plain white tee and sporting a retro quiff... ::thud::

A helpful guide for those seeking to comprehend British language and wit http://www.oxfamblogs.org/fp2p/?p=5672

Andre Villas Boas is sporting a new quiff. Makes telly viewing tomorrow slightly more exciting...

I WANNA GO!

Do you think Ford got the Aston Martin team to help design the new Mondeo? Um... yeah.

The only thing I didn't get for Christmas was @eoincmacken. But frankly I wasn't holding out much hope. Damn.

This is why it's always you...