Okay. Uncle. WTF is it? It looks like General Tso's chicken. Sorta.

Leg warmers are in. According to me.

Whoa.

Tempting. So so so tempting.

Apparently I did not think this whole "move to NY" thing through very well.

Am so confused.

Whose adorable child is this?

First day of school and he doesn't even need me here. Where did mah babeee go?

My life needs more of this. RIGHT NOW.

Does this work, ya think?

Trying not to tweet my first thought. This is me practicing restraint. But this is sort of how I feel right now:

Loka samasta sukhino bhavantu.

Holy fuckballs. That is not cool.

My Iboga Rebirthday:

There really isn't much cuter than a baby chugging milk.

They're wearing their Jet Packs and they're not yelling at each other. WIN!

My parents have 6 birds. This is what they tried to do to me. http://twitpic.com/2qyzrt

My parents have 6 birds. This is what they tried to do to me.

I flew to FL this morning to renew my driver's license. And in an hour I'm flying back. Exhausted.

Ready for Morning Program. Public school FTW.