GAME NIGHT has choices.

This is not my house. I live across the street from this. (I bet Kenton loves dinosaurs)

Whatever. I give up. #fuckit #youvebeenreplaced

Will there be poker at GAME NIGHT?
Yes. Of course there will be poker at GAME NIGHT!

Note: #GiantMonopoly is as fun as it is ridiculous. (Regular size game also pictured for scale.) @PassGoMonopoly

Kim: your new screen has a crack in it.

This is not my iPad. This is someone else's iPad. Someone named Kim. I'm sending this thing back to the repair guy.

2 of 10. This could take awhile.

Look what @Maukingbird did for me. #imissyoufightcomic

WAR MACHINE

Currently:

Does anybody know why a bunch of Apple's stores are closed this week? #ihopeitsnewmacbookpros

Back to my #BFD.

Just dropped my iPad 2 on concrete. #ugh #brokenglass

@geeketteSpeaks thanks! #moarbooks #BFD #studytime

@geeketteSpeaks I bet you do. The sculpture is Alexander Calder's "Big Red". UNL uses it for everything. (mine is AWOL)

The real space as it appears today. (Nothing in there needs to be there)

For the record: tastes like wintergreen and too much of it.

@coreyspitzer I'm making a judge wapner float. Let's figure out a 1-event format for this before I run out of ice cream

I'd like to revise today's weather status to "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife."