"Happy" traveller at Trudeau Airport in Montreal.

This is not a sponsored Tweet, it's just a damn chip bag #mrcaptionhead

Just waiting for a plane here in Montreal - yee, hoo. #travel #montreal #captiveeh

I never do this with my glasses

This little goatee probably won't last the day.

Something you always suspected about introverts but were afraid to ask #mrcaptionhead

Should shave soon, but I don't wanna.

Christmas is over - phew!

Focus group time: how does this logo look to you (it's a mock-up that needs touching up)

Jealousy, fear, and pride #mrcaptionhead

The trees have come to hate me #mrcaptionhead

Talking out of your... donkey. #mrcaptionhead

Every language must have a word meaning "help". #mrcaptionhead

The consequences of always being "on" #mrcaptionhead

Some wisdom from Henry Rollins #mrcaptionhead

Why it always pays to carry a pen... #mrcaptionhead

Today's #mrcaptionhead is about the illusion of proximity.

Is it possible you're right? #mrcaptionhead

Is it possible you're wrong? #mrcaptionhead

Is there something that you needed to remember? #mrcaptionhead