@kevinpollak @Justin_Stangel I'll see your "Manimal" and raise you one "Automan."

@MerleChloe Got it! Excited to read but saving for my flight nxt wk. I'll save the @JoeFinder story for last. Thx!

@MerleChloe Alas, dear Merle... my #BuriedSecrets is on my Kindle for iPhone. Would a screen-grab qualify?

@jimfarrellxx Sending help!

Look ma, no watch! Ahhh... a day without deadlines.

@JoshSBoston I'll see your photo and raise you this:

@JeremyKlement @PMcGonagle I can't contain myself, Jeremy. Have *you* seen the studly headshot? (not attached)

Dr. Ruth. I took notes. RT @ericamayer "QUESTION 14: have you ever met someone famous? #TweetNMeet"

At long last... a glimpse of Summer today.

April 1st? Mother Nature don't give a shit. Mother Nature is pretty badass.

April 1st? Mother Nature don't give a shit. Mother Nature is pretty badass.

When you meet Dr. Ruth, you get down on your knees and you take notes. Every time.

Too soon? Apparently not for Whole Foods.

Love watching #NCAA on the App while the wife watches her Grey's. Almost feels like cheating. Bye Jimmer.

Really, America? *This* is what's trending now on Yahoo?

You know that weird guy down the street with ice-melt-filled pantyhose on his roof? Yup, that's me.

One of my Apps is making fun of me. Good times.

This gentleman has sent me a Facebook friend request. Of course, I am accepting. I mean... what could go wrong?

@Bward3 Simple to find gator. Search for Betty White. Bet she's feeding the beast.

@scottsigler Heard it's a suck-the-life-out-of-the-air type o' film. Worst thing since Lou Ferigno as Hercules: