This is, quite possibly, the best t-shirt in the history of t-shirts.

What the fuck kind of fortune is this?

omg SO MUCH TEH EXCITEZOR.

We still love you, Jim. <3 Always.

Hey, look @DJRanmaS! It's @ferociouswalrus and me!

I got some awesome gifts in the mail today. Thanks, @Grymm!

@TroyAker OK FINE.

Guess what @aGeekLife will be reviewing -- and giving away! -- soon. Hint: PURE AWESOME.

Mi madre y yo en su cumpleaños este fin de semana pasado. #tweetparamitweepsespanoles

This one's for @weezul in honor of this week's episode of @popparley.

This is why I'm 1) awesome and 2) @kidmanproject's favorite. #timeywimey

I'm honestly surprised my hair has survived the pouring-rain weather today.

"Hello, Sweetie." ;)