Fine work on cross promotion from the Daily Star and Channel 5 who are, of course, both owned by a pornographer

But today a heatwave, which is it?

Earlier in the week there was a cold snap on the way

From the BBC website. What the hell is "sex karate" and why let children take part?

The Express doesn't mention Diana that much any more but when they do they really go for it...

Not childish right?

From today's Daily Mail front page. I think they have made their priorities quite clear here

I think the planets must be in alignment or something, perhaps the perfect Daily Express front page.

From the BBC website most read bit, "Duffy Cleared of Soldiers Murder". I thought she'd been quiet for a while...

Dear the Daily Express, So what might be causing the "chaotic" weather then? Love Martyn

but the Observer says "Hague snubs Tory right over demand for EU vote". Which is true?

ah, contradictory news day. The Mail says "At Last: We get a vote on Europe"

Apparently it's an outrage for the Police to understand what people are saying

You almost have to admire the Daily Express for ploughing it's own, irrelevant, furrow. Almost

Tomorrow's Express front page, house prices and some crowbarring to fit in a pet project

And we wonder why we can't have a sensible debate on crime and punishment in this country.

give it a tap on top and bottom, if it sounds hollow it's done. and there you have it, bread.

We are off to a friends soon for party. @hollybenham is wearing her wedding dress and has made a ring of doom!!!

There are many and various reasons to hate the Daily Mail but one of them, oft over looked, is their meanness.

Behind the falls in winter? Go on then