Fine, @jbacott. Here's your demand for tonight's #MikeMadreamy HEY GIRL. --

Cardinals get no-hit. That calls for a #MikeMadreamy HEY GIRL. --

@DawnDish Look, guys!!! Dawn....dish soap!!!! LOL!!!!! #LOL --

Schumaker, Greene, Descalso & Robinson all getting starts tonight. Time to review the trusty Media Dictionary. --

"LYNN-SANE IN THE MEMBRANE" on the @Cardinals Facebook page. Nice. (via @johnnyblackjack) --

Oh, Albert Pujols is hitting home runs again? That's cool. We can have fun with that too. --

Love this photo of the #BuschStreaker that just hit the JSF Inbox. Perfect 3 v 1 defending. --

Turn that frown upside-down with some #MikeMadreamy HEY GIRL Memorial Day action. --

Think Mike Matheny is totes dreamy? What about when he's spawned with Tyler Greene? --

New AT&T ad: "More schlong in more places." (photo via @pdchris) --

Another of the streaker. His tattoo says, "Hakuna Matata". It, um, means "no worries". --

Dr. Lehman is positive: Berkman's knee injury is not the same ailment that affected JD Drew. --

Cardinals sweep the Padres. It's #MikeMadreamy HEY GIRL time. --

Appreciate the tattoo submissions, #stlcards fans. But can we wait until they're not oozing blood? Thanks. --

He's got the moves like JIGGER. Got the moves like JIGGER. #stlcards (via @thefilesfiles) --

Oh, the things that come into the @JoeSportsFan Inbox. --

Kudos to @ESPN for capturing Lance Berkman wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt this morning. --

Say what you will about #stlcards fans, they are quick & ruthless with bus stop graffiti. --

When Daniel Descalso saw this sign, Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" was the last song on his mind. --