This GIF = Current Columbus Blue Jackets season

Hey Joshes. These came in at literally the exact same time. @JoshKeown @JoshHardt

I believe Rick Nash speaks for all of us after that period. #CBJ

This coke machine DEFINITELY knows what I'm talking about!

Upon hearing the news that Eddie Murphy is no longer hosting the #Oscars

I really need to get my life together

I lost tonight. #StillWon #NHL

@Zack502 Pouring some out for you homie.

@TonTon4dayz March 19, 2011. I will not fall into your trap again. #NotFallingForTonysShitTweet

And you're staying in there @MC_Pepper. Because it's my "Favorites" not my "Most called".

@MC_Pepper What a coincidence! Me too!

"Tired of Sex" as I nurse my remaining Reese's cup back to solidity #MattTweetsWeezer

Douche-Spotting w/ @LucasLeighty

Hey http://ponytailjesus.com fans! Check out a sneaky peek of the first of a new series! PtJ Weird Thoughts.