One of the best ads ever? It is damn good line. @GunnSh0w @motorcitycruz (via @stevewax)

Miss Michigan has good form.

It's Lintastic.

Nothing says escort quality and hooker pricing like a lamb wearing a sombrero.

Google+ is a total sausage fest.

You know she's breaking it down to some Christmas beats.

I don't know if I'm happier about the Lions beating Oakland or the dominating performance of my fantasy team.

Best thing you'll see this Friday. Guaranteed. It involved nudity...sort of.

Think someone should be in trouble for this?

Oh Bank of America, how you amuse me so.

A full, in-depth review coming soon.

When the Detroit Lions make it to the front page of @ESPN, you know something good is going on. #NFL

Stupid talk.

And you know Verlander got her number.

I'm pretty sure that button doesn't exist on my keyboard.

I'm observing some downed tree twigs in Clinton Hill. In other news, the bodegas are re-opening. #ireneupdates