This is a picture of me and my little friend, Red Cat.

Chortle.

Goole Museum.

You'll probably have to take my word for it, but this sign marks the highest point on a motorway in England.

Good morning Morecambe!

HOT TUB!

The best news is that we got upgraded to the suite because it's our anniversary :-D

One year after getting married here, I still love this place.

New glasses part deux:

New glasses no. 1:

Libraries have so much to learn from retail when it comes to stock display (Selfridges, Trafford Centre).

The new Buffy book was waiting for me at home. Oh yeah!

Tie fans: check this.

Now this, @saltpublishing, is a franking label that got me vert excited! Thanks v much, btw.

Hi.

Tie by Vivienne Westwood:

For the thousands who asked: Tatty Devine cocktail umbrella cufflinks

Hello, coffee. Hello, Twix. Let's be friends.

I found this little rubber thing on my desk. What is it?

I have some tequila so I can be like Craig David.