Look, it's my mother, the Grinch who stole Christmas!

Me wearing the awesome shirt @MicrobeWorld got me, and he even sent me a GIANTMicrobe T phage, thanks again Chris!

RIP Crow (aka Crowie, Blackie, The Big Black Finch), hope we made your last hours comfortable! #IowaFlood #IAFlood

Say hello to RuPa! Make yourself a little more fabulous. http://www.dragulator.com #RPDR

I am getting this printed and hanging it on my lab bench, hehe!

Make a wish @WeaselMomma =)

Happy birthday @WeaselMomma!

Niecey's bed before the addition of the Niecey Nest Pa made her, I haven't seen it yet =)

I wish I had thought of this before Halloween! My BFF Pasha and I collaborated on this to harass his boyfriend who is scared of aliens, lol!

My wild night out on the town! I know how to celebrate @melisalw's birthday from afar!

I have the cutest lab assistant ever!

Cute self-portrait of Niecey =)

How my BFF Pasha sees me and my massive muscles, this is so why he is my BFF! #DelusionsOfGrandeur

Mom and I were looking for clothes and found these shiny pants and she actually tried them on and let me take a pic for fun =)!

Mom's burger juice was running down her arms so I fashioned her these awesome paper towel armbands to stop it, lol!

My mom's burger squirted so I made her this awesome bib/body shield, hehe!

How bizarre is this? A bargain on single Jews. Jews are people not things to sell AOL...

Picture of me freezing my butt off tonight! Banana plant in the background =)

Best parallel parking job EVER! Yeah me and Oldsie!!!

Happy Birthday (a day late, oops) @4DsfromLHP!