This is how they packed for the Titanic except ETS doesn't sink. And yes, there's a Mandalay joke in there.

My award!

Italian bike, Canadian tux. #fb

That was fun.

Early to rise tomorrow and not because I'm lecturing at Fullerton. Yes.

When I open this, I better see an offer for the room pictures below.

Except I don't know how this girth got in here.

DINOSAUR KALE!! ROAR!!! #fb

No wonder I was picked on. If I were back in elementary school, I'd kick my own ass too. #fb

Mommy's back from Mecca and brought Saudi regalia with her! Time to stereotype!

A 1974 Omega Calibre 1012 Automatic. I have such a boner for her.

Money won is so much sweeter than money earned. Yes, it happened again.

Casino porn. #fb

.@bonobos definitely "gets" the unboxing subculture.

Just picked up the latest Playboy. So excited.

This is why I love @JeffThePianist.

The "meat" is 33% beef, but the shell is 100% Dorito. So excited.

Tonight's wardrobe provided by John Varvawolf. #fb

Geez Netflix. So I gave Brokeback Mountain five stars. Getting a little presumptuous, aren't we?

This conversation with @vajohna made my night.