I have seen the future and it's Orange. I like my glasses.

The hotel lift is French, so to oblige, je suis arrivee! Great clean room with a view, first bit of art & glass o vino. Whoop!

With a hay nonny nonny

@benshephard but this one always makes me chuckle

@an_happy_soul don't know! Clue:

I've gone back to school - well, night school, well, in the daytime on Saturdays. Nervous. And no pencilcase :(

*sings* "A lovely daaay..." I'm not paying 2 pounds for a tub though, 'tain't that bloody lovely

Richard Hamilton exhib @ Serpentine Gallery well worth seeing. Now soup in sun with background plunk plonk of tennis. Nice

@NickWill60 maybe? to the left is an open air table which must be the tiniest fish restaurant anywhere!

@NathanFillion lovely. Reminds me of my favourite coastal path walk on the UK's Isle of Wight ... I can't tell you where, secret!

Bracing bike ride in the 'hood. Local shops mostly shut, hoards of bemused tourists and this.. Aaah!

I have glitter and pine needles in unusual places but finally *drum roll* tree lights on!

Serving suggestion: [insert joke here]

My favourite display in the Market today. Family mad as a brush

Saturday night @ Strummerville!

Looking in a Tregesers bakery window, all white and stodgy, not a wholemeal anything, this can't be good

Good call tweepies. Pyjamas will have to miss me while I pop out for some dark British choc. These Russian babies saved!

Youth Music: great kids charity, what the Destroy/Rankin projects is all about. Here's Mr Jarvis Cocker doin his bit

Just an ordinary day in London town. Oh, and the lady mayoress had porridge for breakfast this morning- fact.