Dear M&Ms, I'm going to assume you didn't know I was part-Māori when you sent me that email. #tribalequalssavages

I'm on the Stuff homepage. Yay! I look like a div. Boo!

Coffee plunger on the bench in our shared work kitchen this morning. WTF, people?! #satanscoffeeplunger

Star Wars lunchbox just arrived! #sufferinyourjocks (thanks @grab_one )

Am loving this credit card USB I got given yesterday. So handy!

Is it just me or does Giuliana Rancic look like the robot from Metropolis? #Oscars

@GreerMcDonald @chrisphilpottnz I'm already wearing my tiara! #Oscars

#Oscars live-blogging survival kit - laptop, Coke Zero, plastic tiara and...Doritos

You guys! Mr Whippy is in the business park! #childinwomansbody

I assume this package is for me. #motota

@annagconnell Sorry. I could only manage hipster coloured tree streamers. #haventcrackedopenthebubblyyet

Added bonus. Have discovered that #nzsecretsanta meerkat matches my shower curtain #notsureifthisisactuallyabonus

Bravo, #nzsecretsanta. Bravo indeed. #polkadots #meerkat #nakedsanta #pissingmyself

Does anyone else think the Stuff weather graphic for #Chch looks like the Death Star? #Ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis

Morning tea. I'm annexing Belgium. As you do.

All your #stuffquiz are belong to me. Hilarious.

Am in bed with chocolate and 11 Dr Whos. Yes, I have tweeted this just so you will feel jealous.

Recreation of the leaders debate last night... at my desk #votenz #clashofthetitans