I've been Screeched in! #productivetripstocanada

YouTube Audio Transcribe is instant entertainment. #funwithcaptions #conan

Ohh, @GetGlue is stepping up their game :)

I thought I ordered fries, not death.

Looks like @Delta / @StudentUniverse made some changes to George's flight home. #waitwhat

This is DELICIOUS. Thanks @janeway529 ;D

Love @craigyferg, but tonight's tie is God-awful.

Flipping around, saw this. Can I unsubscribe to Comcast at 3:30 in the morning?

YESSSSS. Life complete.

DAMN RIGHT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! This just interrupted tweets and emails on @craigyferg. BOOO!

Dinner is seriously DELICIOUS. Also, not-so-secretly Halal.

Hey Diet Cranberry Splash Sierra Mist, you're not even that good.

Another job well done by the USPS! Thanks, @OIGUSPS!

Ahh, the last book from my #TeamCoco shopping spree finally arrived.

FINALLY, a court will try the landmark case Boob v. Butts.

Hey @BigBley, you can't argue with science!