Look who I've got a date with ;)

Let's rub it in some moreeee nomm @ga_moils

@JamesRasaiah jel? ;)

Night in with @Marcos_Persaud and Daria #wineisgoodforyou

Achele shippers will appreciate my dedication #glee

My costume arrived for @MickieGreen's party. Holy tits.

A cross section of stuffed pepper a la @Mc_Dimples

Aaaand I'm ready to revise. #go

This many lighters is unnecessary. Who wants one? #freelighters

Stuffed peppers featuring @Mc_Dimples

Proof @ceetstweets and I are twins

Named my white tac Clement. @Marcos_Persaud wanted Tinky Winky.

We do this all day. Every day.

Thank you Vogue for making me want ALL of the shoes. #bitches

Well. Forgot this happened. @Marcos_Persaud @MickieGreen

Lying on the floor crying because you can't open your lucozade

In other news, this app is incredible. #vogue

Number 1 is often my favourite person @Laurensmay

Look. @SashaAlexander1 is on my TV. With brown hair. #donotdisturb

@Marcos_Persaud being less Mary Kate and more Kenan #whathappened?!