So many things wrong. Every word capitalized? Missing commas. 4 CONSECUTIVE COMMAS? My brain just exploded.

Wait. Was I accidentally racist?

Aaaaand here we go again. Is there some way we can ban these people from Facebook?

My new phone case. I'll have to cut out a piece on the bottom so I can charge it without taking it out of the case.

Utah yeast ring. Yeah, way to go autocorrect.

If we're still in complain mode, can I just touch on the fact that I cannot smooth out this Immelmann to save my life?

What a waste of trees.

The homeless people that live in the alley behind Mack and Dave's sure do have good taste in fine art.

Actually had enough creative juices flowing last night to design my first coaster in a long time. #coasternerd

Borders as I'll always remember it.

Can you tell which one is being "that guy"?

I giggle. Every time.

I love this before and after shot.

I love this before and after shot.

Just found a plane crash. Don't be alarmed-- I learned in War of the Worlds that we survive.

Just found a plane crash. Don't be alarmed-- I learned in War of the Worlds that we survive.

Just drove down Wisteria Lane. NBD.

Gagasaurus. You're welcome.