.@StephenFry dear, that nice artist has just sent the finished version of your new Twitter avatar . . .

Owing to public demand, I'm delighted to announce that Twitter's no.1 bar, #Frys, will be re-opening very soon!

No, @StephenFry - I said could you get me an expensive ice-cream!

A picture of me when I was younger. And happier. And single.

Just looked out of the bedroom window - the weather doesn't seem to have improved.

So sorry, dears - @StephenFry insisted I post this private photo on National Cleavage Day

Here it is - my new book cover! I hope you like it.

Clue 1: THIS is not my new book cover #howtohaveanalmostperfectmarriage

Er . . . @stephenfry darling, I think you might have given me the wrong card . . .

Just looked out of the window. Looks like the weather's starting to improve.

I hope the children like Stephen's snowman . . .

Phew! Our neighbours say there's no need to worry about the weather.

Thank goodness my @Stephenfry's dressed for the cold weather!

So much for @StephenFry's New Year resolution to shave every morning . . .

Here it is - the first sneaky peek at my new book cover! #HowToHaveAnAlmostPerfectMarriage

Shocked to hear the Gary Glitter account was fake - luckily, we managed to find a replacement babysitter.

I KNEW I shouldn't have let Stephen go on that bridge designing course!

Perhaps I shouldn't have asked Stephen to take the Christmas decorations down . . .

I hope Stephen hasn't taken the baby out in this weather . . .

Lovely to see the children so enthusiastic about their breakfast this morning!