For those hearts about to go into arrest, we salute you!

Sometimes I even amaze myself!

A lady swimming with a chimp in a wetsuit! That's so what I want to do before I die!

why yes @darkphnx, there were diagrams!

This is what me and @matcrowder made for dinner this evening. We call it The All Seeing Pie!

Finished that bottle of wine, switched to brandy. Parents don't have brandy glasses so using a big wine glass instead!

Stand back! I'm cooking onions!

Simon now has a funky disco happening!

Simon has such bright beautiful eyes!

Hi everyone! I'd like to introduce you to my new friend Simon. He'd like a hug.

Apartment we've rented in Amsterdam is opposite this church. I've been playing ac2 too much. Working out how to climb spire.

I have to be Xmas presents for my gift cards now?!?! Demanding sods aren't they!

For @mary_bobbins, they still haven't got round to dusting him, and he looks a little upset about it.

The real dinosaurs!

20th century boy!!! I wanna be your toy!!!

*snigger*

Eating cupcakes whilst contemplated a giant armadillo.

For people who have never met me, here's a picture of me 10 minutes old. I expect you to greet me in the street if we pass now!

You can tell it's a fine wine when it has a blens of two grapes!