#Camping @Muelr @Thewtwo

Choose wisely!!!

LOL. Please identify your sexual orientation. (Select all that apply.) #Fail

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P.S. I'm still in love with Julianne Moore baby. #GameChange

#NCAA Tournament 2012 #kubball [via @KCStar]

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Who has two thumbs and is gonna see @Radiohead on Sunday w/ @Thewtwo? This guy. #HappyCamper

Who has two thumbs & just bought tickets for @azizansari stand-up in KC?! This guy.

I'm simultaneously peeing my pants & at the top of the Liberty Memorial!

Thanks for the epic Star Wars coffee mug, @Thewtwo! Mm delish!

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"Hey! It's a good crotch!" --Lindsay (the B'Day gurl)

Phil Dunphy is my hero. #WWPD? @modernfamilytv

[hipster bullshit]

Gaga, you crazy bitch. I dunno if I've ever seen anything like this before...

#NowPlaying (channelling @DanielRadcliffe)

Who wants to get a game of German Spotlight & Lager going?! Let's go gang!

Oh puppy. You are such a puppy. Puppy. Oh puppy.