Got to meet @kathygriffin before her show last night! She was thin, gorgeous, and hilarious, and she didn't tell me to say that!

@justin_fenton apparently it takes five city cruisers to pull over a guy on a bicycle?

@durka yup the cavalry has arrived

Just witnessed a car accident on 295. No one hurt but I was the second one to stop so I'm staying for the police.

FYI. The car is nice. No one is impressed when you're driving it on a D tag, though.

@kathygriffin we love you in Baltimore!!

Holy shit fells point is CRAZY

Typical car parked in regular street parking in my neighborhood. LOL

Hey @Apple this is not ok! This is my one day old brand new MacBook Air!

Welcome to the psychotic world of powerboats. You're reading that correctly. That's the amount of the _discount_.

@city_paper @BaltimoreMD @baltimoresun @MayorSRB @BaltimorePolice officers should be ashamed of their behavior.

@MayorSRB @BaltimorePolice @baltimoresun this is completely unacceptable. We've been trapped here since 7:30.

@MayorSRB your officers suck. They have blocked Lombard at Paca since 7:30 AM. No sign, no warning. Yelling at ppl