Now reading: Chavs, the demonisation of the working class. Highly interesting.

How gay is this room??!

Just received some flowers... I don't know what to think.

@p_tay you loved it bitch!

I just need blood now

Chillin' with @RichieInLondon

I'm following the signs. I feel safe.

The Thai and the good sense of usefulness.

I like Thai buses. You need to know that.

Waiting for the Thames Festival fireworks to start. Excited!

Oh! I like the attention, I'm not going to lie!

Time for some nakedness.

First drink: a paint tin.

You grow avocados, I grow cupcakes.

You know you love it!

At last the sea.

@corradokid ready! Hurry now.

Yum! This train journey is getting better! #creepytweet.

My MD is on holiday boating but he felt like sending me a picture personally. Either it's a nice thought or pure evil.

@me4scotus that my new HD Ready Plasma TV. Admire the wrapping.