These birds have been living in the roof and she's started bringing them down teaching them to feed. Sweet.

I smell of this. Awesome, basically.

Cranberry and white chocolate cake: Next stop: My Thighs.

Nephew just popped round to give me a hug and say goodnight. So sweet! We decorated Danny. Such a dopey cat.

"You can also try drawing a horse and you will probably stop thinking about sneezing" - wikihow. They weren't very specific so I tried as many as I could. I didn't sneeze through drawing this...but that might've been the cold and flu tablets taken half an hour prior.

Of course I did. It's like a giant canvas. It's like doughnut oozing with custard or jam. I'll do a better one on next wall.

As you can imagine, I am deeply distraught at having to tear down this...what do we think? 90's or 80's wallpaper? from the spare room. *Scrapes away violently*.

How's two hours of sleep suiting me.

These things are so damn cool. They're little balls that open out when they hit the magnetic card. Awesome!

Couldn't figure out if this was Deviantart quality but I still like it.

New profile pic?

Grandma's WHAT?! All see is Wall-E eyes.

Oh! to sit beneath leaf-speckled sunlight once more.

Buried! The nephew.

Pooh Bridge in Autumn.

Thank the Lord this picture is dark. If that's not a complete slut of a pussy I don't know what is.