Admit it, you couldn't handle my Friday schedule

Pre-workout supplement / how-week-went-indicator:

See? I drive a little truck.

Inside joke:

What could go wrong!

Thankful for runs in the mother fucking rain!

We may or may not have built her a house

Introducing Tricon, warehouse cat (still skittish)

Keychain has evolved to uncomfortable levels

It's tradition to cut birthday cake with a sword, and tradition is important

Nice to be back at work, troubleshooting weird tech shiz

@malpertuis Nice. Additionally, you and I share some sticker overlap

@Qnonymous leaves the vault

Good afternoon.

Considering dressing up my animals as each other for Halloween. Woodge will be an axolotl.

Next time I'll map the whole thing:

Yeah, my laundry timer is the Boss Battle music from the first NES TMNT game. Gets me goin'

@BeckyB79 Hey, move here

Start fried-egg sandwich. Answer phone. Talk 2 minutes. LOSE EGGS. Find on... workbench.

TV powercycles itself for 7 minutes, finally turns on and my 360 shows System Error. Wut.