Got this Ogus ass mail today #ogus

All aboard the closure train @Jaefman

Wats up you guys

HFB?! @jimandthem @jeffxc @jakesprague

Dog and Cat Pals™

lol 2009 #bestbuy #moving

Lancer keychain charm be janglin

My whole day™

@kcgeep if Wolverine had a Bomer version, this would be it: #bolverine

This is what I do while Jeff is at work #NERD #isuck #GCL

@nedroid you broke my Twitter timeline

Got two kids to watch? Then just get trashed and leave all the doors unlocked and lights on

Perfect example of a caring friend

This level took me from level 301 to 686 #GCL

Seriously, am I the only one of my friends who is getting to this point? #mylifeisverysad

I wonder how long I'll be able to keep this up for

One of these things doesn't belong #possibleproductplacement #payme

@DrinkAriZona store near my work finally sells my favorite flavor, now you're gonna get even more of my money #sponsorme

Boss took three us us to his apartment complex for a party. We are on the clock