I really hope that oogenesis/spermiogenesis is our essay question today. I got 100% while practicing!

Hey, customers, we hate you and you're not allowed to sit.

@DerekTheDuck THE CUDDLES THO

The two Nicole's have matching tattoos!

Winter break '07!

First day of unbirthday tea!

so scaredin tho.

Meet my best friend for the next half hour. Have to have this gone by 9 and totally forgot.

Easter eggs with Ethan!

Take a look at my perfect eggs. ~

That's right. @ladygaga

Guiez! I got the best present from @TMNTsarah and @modestmouse_! #BabyIcehole

Sometimes I wake up from a nap and my hair looks better than it did when I fell asleep.

GUIEZ. BEST PSALM EVER!

@g3onktm it's still standing!

A standing broom, a @g3onktm, and a passed out @emgiraffe_.

Happy birthday, baby girl. I miss you more than anything. <3.

Chilling with my bff.

Apparently this is going to be my life until it decides to completely stop charging.

Sometimes I find a cup in @modestmouse_'s room that has my asshole written on it.