My mother knows me well. #AprilFools

I told Pete I was pregnant. Had him going for 10 mins...Then I told him it was April 1st. Here's him at that moment:

Remember this the next time you go out for drinks:

Salmon eggs, zucchini & potato hash, rye toast. #breakfast #onthemenu

We just saw the strangest set of boobs ever. @vessys shares his impression of them:

@ToddKincannon Horrid. Let me enlighten you on what a TTC streetcar is

Never kick me when I'm down.....

One angle of the vibrant Dundas Square #Toronto

The banking game:

Government employees in a nutshell.

Wait....was that slutty?

Maybe you touched your genitals.

BBQ rib steak, breaded scallops, white asparagus, mashed taties, cherry tomatoes... #onthemenu

My new funky Birkenstock Papillios.

The more drunk I get, the more fascinating this gets.

I don't know what it is but it's cool.

After unwinding it off his arm, he proceeded to take swings at passerbys with it.

I am your father (courtesy of @dagmaraguy)

Sit down and relax.......

What happens when mommy goes in to pee and leaves her babes with @turuk on the porch.