Oh, that's what @auniverseaway was saying...

Maddie is excited that this restaurant has both rice & complimentary drum sticks while she waits

Cinnamon roll with chevre frosting. Cinnabon can eat a box of cocks.

Foursquare's passive way of saying "you're an alcoholic." If only I used it everyday...

@Bittermormon hey, check out my office. I got a tiny American flag, Jesus, & Phil Ken Sebben. That's patriotism!

It's coming together...

You know what we need more of? People on the street waving signs #marketingfail

This should say "due to being the year 2011..."

I'm pretty sure I just ate unicorn. And unicorn bleeds pesto. God bless Meditrina

Omg omg omg omg omg omg! @glenphillips!

OMFG! Tortoise sex! Sadly, I cannot get a clear picture, so here's the reaction from dramatic rodent

Holy fuck! It's a Motherfucking Steve Urkel doll!

Hmmm, no Darwin. It's also missing an entry on condoms...

Women of Provo, this look must go

I got 'er a Build-a-Bear, Starbucks, & a fancy dinner from McDonalds to make up for smackin' 'er last night

Dinner. Sponsored by yelp. Kind of...

Oh yes, she sure does...

Upon seeing this, I promptly left. Really didn't have much to do with them being out of corn

How long do I have to rub this before the coffee genie comes out & grants me 3 lattes?

Dear @sugarhousecoffe,
This sign is kinda arrogant, douchey, & makes me want to support your competition