Creepy mother fuckers.

Unicorn Meat...an excellent source of sparkles! #nomnoms

Our kids, Lucy & Loki.

The cheesy town of Helen, Georgia.

Cabbage Patch General Hospital??? It's just not right.

My boyfriend, Gandalf. :)

We're just your average silly couple who have a penchant for cheesy towns and cheesy entertainment. Helen, GA.

Dinner for champions...and lazy people. Chocodiles for dessert. ;P Yums!

My kid speaks loudly AND carries a big stick! And she knows how to use it too!

Loki caught pawing The Sword.

Today: 1st official beach day of 2011! New Smyrna, FL.

...these are what my wet dreams are made of. ;P

...while these are the ugliest Christian Louboutin's ever...

BF found a battle charger for Loki. :) Loki Lancelot.

Loki Lokstar kitty cartoon.

Loki playing Koi Pond on the iPod Touch.

Our first baby.

Doing what we do best, messing around. I <3 @digimortal2535.

#youknowyoureoldwhen you can recall having this hairstyle.