Shining flashlight at girlfriend's booty

WTH Crazy Asians

For the pesto

At grocery store. Brought the "flashlight" with me just in case.

Who wants to go for a ride?

No worries, I found a flashlight. It's tampon-size, but it will do LOL. #PrayForChicago

GOD IS GREAT. RT if you agree.

heading back

At the half way point. #TenMiler

Saw an orange bird a few weeks ago. We city people get excited over shit like this.

I brought tic tacs for everybody.

Their tennis court looks larger than their house. Were the Schweppes a family of midgets?

Or maybe it's a double penis. Siamese penis.

World's largest litterbox

Used to sneak out of the house and do some underage drinking here

Pushing it home

Not sure gf knows I'm out here

There she is