Ah. Meditation I think. All part of his training.

Aw. Asleep. I wish I had a high pressure water pistol

Lovely E H Shepard drawing. This was the adventure where Piglet changed his name. Remember?

Well. That told me.

Nice bit of graffiti. Shakespeare I think?

A while back I wrote some greetings cards for @brainboxcandy. Just found out you can buy them in Selfridges. Hooray!

Intruder alert from Dog

On train. Can't bring myself to open this door

OMG What a wuss

Just ran a bath. Went to get towel. When I came back this was on the mirror. Probably nothing to worry about. Right?

Disgusting. Text from Dog

This 'October Jones' sounds like a right twatstick.

Oh my God. The last drops of water in this bottle look like JESUS.

Annoying.

Today's train doodle features Peppy the Inspirational Cat. I hope it's found by someone on their way to a big interview

I'm going to post my favourite E H Shepard drawing of Winnie the Pooh. Sadly this was dropped before publication :(

In case you just missed it. Excellent response from Sainsbury's PR account.

Left that Mario post-it on the train. As a warning.

I wouldn't usually post a picture of someone to make fun of them. But LOOK at this guy's moustache.

Cheeky twat