#brettfavre lost in cyberspace fapping over @jennifersterger

I have obtained the sext message #brettfavre sent to @jennifersterger fapping in Crocs

Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina in campaign mode.

Tim Lincecum was almost perfect tonight. His teeth...not so much.

@ahulvohra

IT'S SHARK WEEK! SUCK MY DICK!

@TextsMadePublic Bingo! you can uncheck Post to twitter if you don't want to tweet and send URL in PM if you'd prefer.

@TextsMadePublic like this

This is my capsule review of #Inception. Also...a subconscious personal army dream police?!?! WTF? /me MIND...BLOWN

#worldcup #pulpopaul WTF! Paul did it again. I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlord.

It's working! http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SEND_JUSTIN_BIEBER_TO_NORTH_KOREA

You know those urban legends about rats coming at you out of the toilet? It's true!

I had to do it. He came at me with a screwdriver.

Cakewich > cupcake. Look at that shit...it is both delicious (you must eat it) and genius. You can carry that shit in your pocket. Try putting a fucking cupcake in your pocket. cakemonkey.com ftw.

Someone sent me Bucketseal and Happycat. Meh.

@NattyMcElls Dane Cook ~ Unfunny faggot

Nice tags. I wonder who did that?