Groupon has come down to this. (OR up, if you're @keder.)

Epic fail on screw placement. I hate doing returns, but they're paying for my shipping or chargeback it is.

Epic fail on the screw placement. I hate doing returns, but these folks are paying for my shipping or chargeback it is.

And, in which wikipedia tries to appeal to the FNC crowd.

these Alexander McQueen shoes are so 1999 but they're still awesome

Tonight's workspace

Found some retro Apple stickers, couldn't resist putting one on.

Keep Calm and Enjoy the Eggplant

"pecan" "pie"

best mom ever

To wit, a photo to illustrate my previous tweet.

sunset outside my house

no comment

turkey sandwich. Fries. Lots of fries.

tacos and huaraches for lunch. I'm sure @dremeda would approve.

if not now, then when?

gel pen on its last legs.

if only I had room in my home

mma chic snuggie

today's guy candy. Yes? No? Maybe?