@jaimenvent didnt know you played for the NY Red Bulls bruh lol

@DamianCipressi you would!!

filming a porno..

@alanaRblanchard reeling in boys of all ages I see. 

empty ass weight room = #winning

Durp

I used to trade my entire lunch to a friend for his bag of hot fries in gradeschool.

Just waiting in line at the dmv...kill me now.. Lookin like a justin bieber concert line...wtf!!

Flounder

Put this right by the entrance of the Boneyard so @damiancipressi can be there in spirit.Look for it

McPinappleVodka

I want to shag her

@avabella1 omg I llove her

@travisbarker's issue of DRUM! Magazine is out now! Go pick it upp!!

Dis my shit.

Who wants dranx

Doneee! Fuck sewing... Orland Rifo of the Bloody Beetroots bitchess :)